Hello! [Pause for you to return the greeting in an attempt to make this blog mildly interactive] I have decided to call this blog post ‘Nothing’, because I really can’t think of a specific topic I’ll have to ramble on about for at least 200 words.
In other news, I am trying to learn to cook. This is partly because I once tried to make porridge and got distracted. I forgot the oats.
On an even less interesting note, I bought some ice cream. I think I'm going to have some now.
On a note that is somehow even less interesting than the previous, I have now realised that blog posting is usually more successful if you know what you're going to write about before you start.