Monday, 30 May 2011

Revision

So I've recently been under a lot of pressure to make another post. As usual. I've been given a couple of suggestions which I have taken into account and will try when I have time, but for now, in an act of spite and anger, I will just write about revision because that's what I have been doing and will continue to do the whole of this week. No, I'm not even going to write about revision. I'm going to revise. Right here.

So I'm going to summarise everything I know about chairman Mao Zhedong, leader of communist China until 1976. And you don't have to read it if you don't want to, because not only is it entirely to benefit myself, I doubt any of it is true.

So. Mao was born in a small maonsion at the maoth of the river Xi. He love animaols from a young age and had a pet maose. When he grew up, he bought himself a maoterbike and drove to the maontains where he could drink maolibu and eat maoshrooms and maocaroons and maocaroni cheese and maozipan and toast with maomalade and watch Maocolm in the middle and read Much Ado about Maothing and Of Maoce and Men and play maonopoly and grow a maostache which he cleaned with maothwash. He was something of a trendsetter and often seen in his signature maotfit of a maonacle with a maockintosh and Doc Maotens. One of his favourite maomories was a trip to Paris to see the Eiffel Maower and the Maona Lisa. Other maomorable holidays included trips to Maoami, Maodrid and Maoscow (to visit Stalin, obviously). He eventually died of a heart maofunction.

In other words, revision isn't going well for me. Thanks for asking.

P.S. I'm not racist. My mum's from Maolaysia.