Wednesday, 9 February 2011

What I'm really wearing

Hello everyone, and welcome to my tenth blog post ever! Not that that has any significance whatsoever.

So, recently I've noticed a lot of other blogs have several posts entitled 'What I'm Wearing', with a photo of what they're wearing.
I do not like this.
The problem with this title is that it is untrue. In reality, it is highly unlikely that the blog's author is wearing a crazy 'statement' outfit and posing in an unnatural way as they type their blog. It is also highly unlikely that anyone cares what they are wearing. Maybe I'm odd in liking to be more comfortable than fashionable as I type, but better odd than itchy/chafey, I always say. Well, I don't actually always say that. That was actually the first time I'd ever said it and I didn't say it, I typed it. But still.

Anyway, I have decided to post my own 'What I'm wearing' but with my actual current outfit. The one I am wearing right now.

I have even done an ironic pout, but they've become so ridiculous it probably looks quite genuine.
Clearly ill-fitting jumper (XL men's), a market.
Ridiculous orange trousers, from a kung fu centre. I wore them for kung fu when I was eight. They used to be full-length.
Socks, from the King of Cool (A.K.A. my dad).

I hope I have now given everyone their weekly fashion fix. If that's what people like. I have no idea.

But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe these bloggers really do type their blog wearing an orange and lime green playsuit made of dodo skin while leaning against a moss-covered wall with an expression that makes them look like they've just been impaled with a cactus. But I really don't think they do.